44100, Av Enrique Díaz de León Nte 20, Zona Centr , Guadalajara
Ok. This one is kinda crazy and a whole lot of fun. If you like it dark and kinda questionable with totally anonymous encounters, this place is up your alley.
There are no signs on the building, so it’s a bit odd just walking in, but once entered you reach a cashier to your right where for $30 (pesos )only you gain entrance. A small area you can lock up your backpack for a few pesos and a place you can buy something to drink ( or lube, etc…). You don’t change or undress, you enter a very dark hallway that has multiple dark rooms aeven dark(er) open areas. A large staircase goes up 2 addition floors with similar dark rooms throughout. A few chairs here and there but this is mostly an on-foot experience.
So much going on at all times of the day. Lunchtimes are pretty full and even the time I went at 7am on a Sunday waiting for my hotel room nearby to be ready, it was packed! A good mix of guys hitting it before work, guys who never went home the night prior from bar hopping, and a good amount of well dressed men who I suspect are killing time before church on my Sunday morning visit.
As you can imagine, everything is going on everywhere. I didn’t see anyone being overly aggressive or rude, it’s always a chill crowd. Unlike places like this on the East Coast in the states which are filled with drugged up derelicts, this place didn’t have that crowd. Very clean, just very dark.
Those I spoke with seem to agree it’s a great place for heavy and high numbered encounters. It’s open 24 hours a day, and for only 30 pesos, the price is right! Types of guys vary, many sexy younger hot guys presumably from the local universities, guys on their way to work or on a quick lunch break of most ages, regular Joes (or Joses’s) looking for a little relief.
My Friday night visit, around 10pm, was amazing. After my eyes adjusted to the dark, I saw rooms were filled with casual one ones, a few lucky guys with a line behind them taking their turns, and everything in between.
I’ve chatted with local gringos who say it’s the best place for high number load collecting, as well as a place for quickies or chill action.
Pros: super cheap, clean, good looking crowd for the most part, gringos seem to be very popular there! For a dark place, I didn’t see any drug use or drunks which is always a plus! Lockers for a small fee, friendly staff. Something for everyone and lots of action to watch or jump into.
Cons: My July visit was really hot inside so I didn’t stay as long as I wanted. November was perfect inside. No real cons, this place is great!
Tips: go with as little as possible, if you’re carrying a wallet or phone please carry front pocket and ideally zipped up. Purchase a water, it gets crazy hot in there with no AC. Grab a locker if you’re carrying things.
So If you like very cruisy dark anonymous areas with little talking and getting straight to the point, this place hits all the marks. Highly recommended, cheap, fun! Trust me, stop in, you’ll love it!
C. Leandro Valle 944, Zona Centro, 44100 Guadalajara
Preface: When I was 17, late 1980’s, I lived in NJ. I would tell my mother I was going to NYC to see musicals with cheap student tickets and she would often get me a hotel room. At night after the shows I would go to insane sex clubs with amazing dark rooms, sling rooms and wild saunas. El Arenal gave me all those old vibes and then some!
There are saunas, nightclubs with dark rooms, and bathhouses in Guadalajara but nothing like this.
I went at about 5pm on a Saturday night. The place was packed! Upon entering you knew it was clean, well maintained, and had good staff and great customer service. For 80 pesos, under 4 bucks. You got a locker, sandals, a towel and a wrap. You walkthrough a small gym area in a courtyard like setting and make a right into a classic vintage ceiling pull shower room, and into a nice locker area filled with men of all ages, but with a more inshape muscled clientele. Mostly men in their late 20’s-40’s with spatters of muscle bears and silver foxes.
The first floor also had a sitting area, with snacks, wifi and drinks available. A side enclosed outdoor area was filled with music, guys drinking beer and hanging in their towel wraps. The fresh air was great to take breaks in from the floors above.
Up a front and back dark staircase led to a huge second floor with about 5 distinct good size darker rooms. A movie room with benches and an active sling, a dark room with a platform/bed, another dark sling room and a few winding areas with hallways and nooks and small open rooms. All the slings were in use with quick turn around and multiple tops waiting for their shot. Some sexy bears and a fucking hot bodybuilder daddy with legs in the air eager to take on anyone in line.
Lots of showing off with audiences, especially in the more lit video room. What struck me is this wasn’t like the pushy US bathhouses…. Folks were courteous and cool! I watched one gray haired military looking daddy take on at least 8, surrounded by strokers waiting their turn. A few university guys readily available also.
This is a squeaky clean place that smelled of bleach, sweat and cum. A very masculine scent throughout and probably over 50-60 men at that early hour in a Saturday. Talking with some locals in the lounge who shared it gets busier around 7-8 and even Saturday mornings at 9am.
Off the shower area is a steam room. Admittedly I can only handle short times in hot steam rooms but I was there long enough to watch a 10? person group going on which was crazy hot.
Men mostly in their provided small sheet/wraps but a good amount of hot muscular bodies in jocks and thongs. Lots of underwear fetishists were on site when I went.
I couldn’t reccomend this place more! Definitely the feel of times past. It was a very masculine crowd, without the toxic meth queens of the US which kill every buzz in places like this one.
If you like chill lounging check out my sauna reviews, but if you like masculine inshape men who aren’t there to play games, just have hot very public crazy sex, this is it!
Pros: fucking everything! Depending on the day either 70 or 80 pesos. ( 3.50-4 bucks US). Great staff who are very helpful, cleanliness a plus, rustic but safe and clean fixtures, the cool retro shower pulls in the gang shower were hot and fun to watch men pull them for their neighbor as they washed off. Cheap drinks and waters, snacks and a the outdoor space was great too!
Cons: super dark upstairs. Just sit for a while until your eyes adjust. There are a few slight ramps which I went down on so be careful. The spiral staircase was challenging if your a big gringo like me. These are minor issues!!
Tips: flip flops available at a small fee, but with size 13 US feet I’ll bring my own next time. Carry some smaller bills for drinks and snacks. Lastly, Have fun and tell me all about it!
Cheap, clean, sexy muscle boys and dads, continuous hot pure masculine action and so much more! I haven’t seen something like this is a long time! Definitely put this on your list! A definite 11 on a scale of one to 10!
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